highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

“Let me tell you about what’s going to happen, kid. You’re going to meet a girl - or a boy, or whatever your heart decides to throw itself at. Let’s just say that she’s a girl and she looks like the way grass smells right after it’s cut. You’re going to meet a girl and you’re going to start sleepwalking through life. You should be scared now, kid, because you won’t be scared while it’s happening. That’s the thing about falling - it feels weightless until you hit the ground. I’m not telling you not to fall in love with this girl, that’s not what I’m saying at all. I’m saying that you will and she’s going to make you go crazy. When you look at her, your brain will pick up the static that no radio station can reach; you will be able to hear the hum of the blood racing through your veins, desperate to touch her, desperate to reach her. But you’ll want to do that without laying a single finger on her. You will see how she stares upwards in her lightless room as if the answers to the questions neither of you will ask were scrawled across her ceiling. And maybe they are. But you won’t take a single second away from gazing at her to look. Love is blinding, kid. Be prepared to walk across the street with your eyes shut tight, because that’s the type of risk you’re letting yourself wander into when you fall in love with this girl. Love always seems like a good idea at the time. When you were six, somebody asked you what you wanted to grow up to be and you said “married”. Now you’re ten, maybe even twenty years older, and you’re still doodling your initials together on the last page of your spiral three-ring notebook. Love makes you childish. Whatever you thought of yourself will be thrown out the window like boomerangs, ready to come back and slit your throat when you least expect it. Maybe that’s what I know of love. I know love always comes back to punch you in the jaw when you aren’t looking. But let me tell you, kid. You’re going to meet this girl and you are going to fall so far in love with this girl that you will be in a different timezone. You are going to meet this girl and give her the power to ruin your life. Be scared, kid. Be terrified, or get the hell out while you still can.”
Remember This? (k.p.k)

(Source: towritepoems)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

nonomella:

cal329:

nonomella:

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

Cookies img source

Two questions
1. How did a teacher find out about tumblr
2. Why did they cite their sources…

1. I was on tumblr long before i was a teacher

2. Copyright law allows for the use of material for educational purposes, but I had one person reach out and ask me to attach the source for their photograph. No reason not to!

(Source: deepsky28)

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(Source: htkfr)

tacblog1:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

happinessbythekilowatts:

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

Hammond’s reaction

Jeremy’s reaction is so great

Best show ever.

tacblog1:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

happinessbythekilowatts:

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

Hammond’s reaction

Jeremy’s reaction is so great

Best show ever.

bedpartymakeover:

25 year old Chen Yen-hui recreates makeup looks from the Tang dynasty

People gotta signal boost the fuck out of this because you know it won’t get the attention it deserves till a white bitch copies it

(Source: 70s--postmiserablism)

necturusmaculosus:

consultingmoosecaptain:

liminal-zone:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

I’ve seen the movie three times and only the first audience LOST IT at this reference

I’M GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT

I really need to watch Pulp Fiction.

cross-connect:

Caryn Drexl born 1980, is a self-taught conceptual and portrait photographer based in north/central Florida, USA. She has a unique approach to taking female portraits. Her style is like the photographic version of Edgar Allan Poe, with its imaginative details and vague sense of discomfort. She openly admits that “Everything I know I learned through trial and error or the internet.” Although she loves the look of film, and does own some vintage cameras, for practicality she prefers working with digital images. And no big cameras either, “I have girly little hands and a dislike for big heavy cameras that’ll break my wrist or my neck, so the littler ones suit me well.”

You can find more of Caryn’s mysteries in her Etsy shop, CarynDrexl.

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thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

(Source: forget-your-troubles-get-happy)

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued